Mikee Jouee!

"::Super Sexy Man's theme song:: ... I'm part monkey!"

Super Identity :: Super Monkey Mango Madness Mike / Mikee Jouee
Name :: Mikee Jouee
Age :: Unknown
D.O.B. :: Unknown
Horoscope :: Unknown
Height :: 3'9" in monkey form / 9'3" in Macho form
Hair/Fur :: Blonde
Eyes :: Blue in monkey form / Red in Macho form
Hobbies & Interests :: Walking nude on the beach, Social Grooming
Fave Color :: Red
Suit :: Red shirt (stays the same size in both Macho and monkey form)
Symbol :: Hand holding feces
Gifts & Strengths :: Throwing feces, communicating in 'monkey', nerves of steel
Fears :: Gay people, and the thought of The Wannabe naked *shudder*


Formerly an inhabitant of the Amazonian jungles of South America, Mikee Jouee was discovered by Super Sexy Man, who was in dire need of an appropriate sidekick (a.k.a. Comic Relief). Mikee Jouee needed a companion of any sort, and so joined up with the Super Sexy Man. Together, they would fight enemies, including SSM's archrival, The Rectum Raider. They had many adventures and saved many a geometry classroom before they were joined up by any other super heroes. Though the Underground formed and many Super Heroes are now included, these two are still virtually inseperable.

Because he is part monkey, Mikee has many advantages over an enemy. He is originally quite small in size, and extremely agile. But when needed, Mikee can power up and become **MACHO**, aka... Super Monkey Mango Madness Mike!

Powers:


Mikee Jouee has the animalistic powers of his monkey side, and the strength and bravery of his macho side:

"Feces!"
Mikee Jouee has fantastic aim when the object he is throwing is (you guessed it) feces! Creating a smelly, unsanitary, all together disgusting mess, especially when thrown in faces (ugh!), when villains are faced with this attack they tend to flee rather quickly, leaving them open to attacks by other Superheroes. If it hits right, this attack can also blind or completely incapaciate even the most evil villain.

Nerves of Steel
While in his Macho form, Mikee Jouee usually sticks to basic physical attacks. However, if it's not working well enough, Mikee Jouee can power himself up. Doing so causes him to be able to completely ignore any and every wound he receives, and doubles his strength for a short period of time. Unfortunately, it catches up with him later, and he needs to take at least a few days to rest and recuperate and heal after using this attack.

Monkey Communication
Using his first language, Mikee Jouee can call loudly enough for every monkey in a ten mile vicinity to hear, all of whom will come rushing to his aid

"Monkey Evasion!"
Being a monkey and all, Mikee Jouee is abnormally agile. However, when his natural monkey agility isn't suiting it he can call upon his MONKEY EVASION which enables him to be virtually impossible to hit/catch. This ability lasts a good ten minutes before Mikee needs to take a good nap. Due to his poor stamina, Mikee can only perform this trick sparingly.

Items & Weapons:

Feces
I think this one is self-explanatory...