Rian Sylvan was a girl with a sarcastic sense of humor, and a love for thievery. One day, she found a way to unlock her powers of sarcasm (which added support to the natural feminine powers of manipulation) when she made the mistake of trying to steal from Thomas Embry and Brian Sweething, also known as Mr Moon and Sir Pimpsalot. It was an entirely understandable mistake; after all one was fat, and seemed to roll along more than walk, while the other appeared to be a self-absorbed midget. The two superheroes recognized instantly Rian's potential, and managed to convince her that stealing was not the way to go. After a lecture so boring she would have done anything just to make them shut up, she agreed to join them, and they taught her to use her powers for good, or semi-good. She was the first to join the Super-Elite...yadda yadda yadda...Group, (discounting of course the two original members) taking on the name of Sarcazma, known more informally as Sarc.

Thought "officially" on the side of good, no one has ever been able to rid Sarc of her penchant for mischief and minor acts of stealing. Sarcazma has also been known to use her powers secretly in neighborhood Wal-Marts as practical jokes. She has not been arrested for them... yet.

Powers:
Sarcazma's powers include Radiated Annoyance and Manipulation.

"Radiated Annoyance"
By using her will power, Sarcazma can send the most evil of thugs fleeing from her sight. Her power makes people think Rodney Dangerfield is in their head. Once, in the most desperate of situations, Sarcazma played KC and the Sunshine Band in the head of a mass murderer until he cried.

"Manipulation"
A natural talent of all females, it wouldn't normally be mentioned, except for the fact that Sarc's other talents have expanded her ability at it. When Sarcazma needs the assistance of mind control, she can drive a hoodlum to such a state of depression, that Goths get scared of them, or use it more subtly to make people do what she wants them to do. This can be useful, just don't piss her off.

Thievery
Though not her best ability, it can be useful when trying to retrieve something from a still-living enemy. However, it doesn't always work, and can cause problems when a villain discovers Sarc's hand digging in the front pocket of his pants. Every now and then there are some unfortunate incidents where Sarc may grab the wrong thing.....

Weapons:
"Luoroch"
When her formidable powers still aren't enough, Sarcazma falls back on her trustworthy 200 pound sword 'Luoroch', which is twice her weight. All she need do is speak its name, and her "cutting" wit (sorry, bad pun) solidifies into the massive, sharp-bladed weapon.

"Scythe"
When not in the mood for edged weapons, being mildy clumsy overall, Sarc uses her bow, inaptly named 'Scythe'

"Mordant"
A Nissan 300ZX that seats four, and a license plate that reads 'SFFR4ME' (Suffer for me), the Mordant is Sarc's little silver sports car. For those of you that don't know, Mordant is (rather fittingly) a synonym of sarcastic.