Brian Sweething is a stand-up comedian who is the original Ladies Man. But his luck with women is defined in 2 words....Johnny Bravo. He gets rejected more than a telmarketer on meatloaf night. Brian Sweething lives in an extravagant penthouse which he calls "The Pad". But since he rarely gets to have a lady over, the group just crashes at his place a lot since he always has cool crap and food (and he doesn't charge for the long distance calls). But when there's a lady in trouble or the group makes him, he becomes the smooth talking hero, Sir Pimpsalot!

When Pimp first joined the Underground, he was taken aback by the innocent charm of little Spaz. Brian saw something in her that he never saw in another girl before. Granted it was a hamster but that's besides the point! He immediately courted her and she reluctantly accepted. They often latch to eachother like parasites but the group hardly minds...except for one ticked off cleric.

PimpsAlot is very needy and barely does any crime fighting unless a hot mama is involved. But if there is a lady involved (i.e. Spaz), Pimpsalot can become an opponent to be taken seriously! Pimpsalot uses his heart-breaking, woman-swooning charm to subdue enemies.But even though he's a notorious pimp...he'll never desert his Spazchan! (audience 'aww' placed here)

Powers:
Sir Pimpsalot has the coveted power to swoon women and charm young ladies. Lucky son of a .....

"Charmer!"
By summoning his truly psychadelic pimpish powers, Brian can enchant an enemy and have them in a deep trance causing them to be easily swayed to do basically whatever he wishes(which can be a very dangerous thing *creeped out*). This only works on girls, or really effeminite men, otherwise it just confuses people.

"Magnum!"
After seeing Zoolander, Brian mastered the ability to uncannily mirror 'Magnum', a male super-model facial expression of pure brilliance! When used, Magnum can allow brian to virtually blind a target, stop projectiles in mid air, totally distract someone to the point of hypnosis, and can basically use it offensively as an attack. Don't look directly at it!!!

"Oculum Reducto!"
After seeing Harry Potter for the 14th time, Karel used the Oracle to cast a spell on Brians' pair of thick coke bottle glasses. Now, whenever Brian says the magical phrase "Oculum Reducto", his glasses emit a barraging beam of destructive energy. We didn't copy it from XMen *vomits nonchalantly*

Improv
Due to his job as a stand up comedian, Brian has found he can use laughter to his advantage. He just whips out a mic and starts jokin' away. If the enemy has ANY sense of humor he'll be rolling on the floor in mere moments leaing them open to attacks. Although, Moon seems to be quite sensitive and vulnerable to this attack and usually ends up on the floor himself. -_-;;

Hacker
For some creepy reason, Brian seems to be insanely good at computers and programming and all that jazz. He can basically hack any computer and do anything on a system, which comes in handy when trying to look into FBI files.

Elvish Skillz
Often obsessing over something, Brian HAD to learn the Tolkien languages of the Elves for no good legitamet reason. By learning this language of fables, Brian has figured out he can actually cast few spells. He even bestowed the undergrounders with their own special spells.

Items & Weapons:
Everyone in the group has their own special item or weapon! These are Sir PimpsAlot's:

Pimpster Gun
This is Sir PimpsAlot's main weapon, come to think of it his only weapon. It's a special gun that that is in the form of the male symbol. This nifty weapon can shoot red pimp energy beams. It can also shoot binding ropes, mystic smoke.

Hover Bike
Sir PimpsaLot's mechanical skills (a.k.a. his money) helped him develop this vintage Harley Davidson into a Hover Bike. He can reach heights of twenty-five feet and speeds of 130 mph on his bike. Equipped with a few tricks and guns, and seating for two, Sir PimpsaLot has one sweet ride.

Pimp Cane
This cane is attached to Pimps' belt. It can be used as a sword, if adjusted properly. It can also be used as a club, pole-vaulting stick, or to look extremely cool with. It can also be used as regular cane.

Coke-Bottle Specs
His cool, yet harmless, looking pair of reading glasses have more tricks than meets the eye (no pun intended). X-Ray vision (which comes in handy at bars and parties or on those lonely nights), a heat-sensitive radar, and a few other tricks that make the glasses a PimpsaLot must.

Cheese Grater
Often hanging on a shoelace string tied around his neck, a silvery cheese grater is suspended around Brian's neck. It was given to him by Sarc herself. Karel often enjoyed taunting Brian by making the motion of grating off his nipples. Brian is really handy with this kitchen utensil and is rarely seen without it. *covers nippies*