Citizen Name :: Luke Glovak
Age :: 16
D.O.B. :: November 6
Horoscope :: Cancer
Height :: 6"0
Hair :: Dirty blond; spiked
Eyes :: Varied (primarily an aqua blue)
Hobbies & Interests :: Joking around, outrageous dares, thinking about his beloved Pipsi
Fave Color :: Orange
Suit Color :: Pale blue and orange
Symbol :: =SSM=
Gifts & Strengths :: Super sexiness, buff body, ability to perform interesting acrobatics
Fears :: Fat women... they're like kryptonite!
Luke was always pretty good with the ladies, but he was generally considered a pretty boy. One day when he was told he was a pretty boy by Rectum Raider (his archrival!), he threw aside the table he was sitting at as R.R. terrorized the resteraunt. "I am a Super Sexy," he yelled and with grunting and straining he began powering up...His hair shot up and was ripped into small blond spikes. He offically beat the crap out of R.R. for the first time. Hence, Super Sexy Man was born! With his sidekick, Mikee Jouee (he's part monkey!), the two would travel far and wide, saving the world, and geometry classrooms, from certain doom.
Unbeknownst to many, SSM was actually the founder of he Underground. After being shunned from their original fortress by the evil Librarian, Mr. Perez, both Mikee Jouee and The Wannabe (now known as CIA Mason) followed their revered leader to their new hideout, which he named The Underground. Shortly after, the original three were joined up by Mr. Moon and Sir PimpsaLot, who were originally lone superheroes until they found the already existing super-group.
He used to be a big hit with the ladies and hung out a lot with them until he fell in love. Now he just thinks about the girl of his dreams all the time and ignores all the others.
Powers:
"Super Sexy Heat"
When he gets pumped, he can melt just about anything with his super-sexy heat... *sizzle sizzle*"BAM!" Originally a method used to impress the ladies, SSM now uses his ability to "bam" things in battle. He slams into his opponent with full force, and is almost guaranteed to break them.
Break-dancing Skills
Though it may not seem very treatening at first, when SSM busts out his mad break dancing skills an enemy may be surprised at the amount of damage that results. With those crazy kicks and spins, the villain never knows what's comin' next!
Items & Weapons:
Having no need of items to aid him, other than those with which he was born with, Super Sexy Man uses his:Raging Pectorals of Steel
Exactly what they are called, flex and *ouch* it's like a punch. They can also stop bullets.The Party Prowler
SSM's mode of transportation, a bright orange bus with light blue flames, filled to the brim with play-place balls.
